I like my sister a lot. I can email her things like this (since we went to kickboxing together last night):
Are you practicing your jab, cross, jab, back knee, knee, front kick, round house?
And she will email be back something like this (since she baked yesterday):
No. I'm dealing with a much more important issue. My 2 loaves of zucchini bread are ... GONE. I don't know where they went.
Today it is my birthday eve (aka “pre-birthday” according to Ryan), and I am going to eat ice cream. And then I’m going to eat a tomato mozzarella wrap from Brixx. So there. And yes – it will most likely happen in that order.
I would be eating zucchini bread with chocolate chips if Ashley didn’t lose her loaves. This situation is similar to losing your mind, but a little more pressing, since delicious delicacies are involved.