“Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. VITAMEATAVEGAMIN."
I really do love Lucy. I think she is just swell. I used to watch her on Nick at Nite – do you remember this? Since I have healthy, but not vitaminly appropriate eating habits, I decided to start taking vitamins and calcium supplements. As of yesterday, I have now had two servings of vitamins and two servings of Viactiv chocolate calcium chews, which are actually quite tasty. (Do you like how I made up the word “vitaminly”? Did you think I didn’t think you would notice? Oh please, you are one smart cookie – I knew you’d notice!) So, my vitamins, they are of the gummy variety. I’m very pleased with them because the smell of regular vitamins makes me want to puke. Plus, I really like gummy things – like worms and bears and strawberry shapes, too. Ryan has a whole drawer full of items that smell like vitamins. The topic of vitamin smells often creeps into our every day conversations because of this drawer and the items within. It is maybe my least favorite drawer ever.
My favorite drawer is probably my “unmentionables” drawer because it is very organized right now, with stacks according to style. One day, my BFF Katie called me and said, “Hey, what are you doing?”, and I said “Folding my unmentionables”, and she said “Folding your unmentionables?! Have you lost your mind?!” And no, I haven’t lost my mind, but I have a tendency to collect things that I love – like unmentionables, sleeveless micro-rib tanks from Target, and lip gloss from Victoria’s Secret – and it pleases me to see them neat and orderly, so I can admire my collections in full. This is not so crazy, is it?
Did you take YOUR vitamins today? You should!